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i have typed “lmfao” thousands of times , but my ass hasn’t fallen off once ..

Marvel’s biggest secret is how they make Robert Downey Jr. appear taller than he actually is…

mcdownies:

crimsonpoppyfields:

thefrogman:

RDJ is 5’ 8½”

Gwyneth (5’ 9”) and we know she is wearing killer heels ALL the time

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Chris (6’ 0½”)

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Problem solved.

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I think I just bloody died scrolling down and seeing rdj wearing heels.

always reblog rdj in his hooker heels

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be the one note to my text post <3

tittily:

public school is so weird tho because you have this institution with all these potentially brilliant minds who will go on to do great things for humanity 

and then you look down at your textbook and its like

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(Source: nobodycars, via cokeproblem)

daveshady:

conbox:

"Every girl has dreamed about carrying a child".

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once i had a dream that i was pregnant and then i gave birth and it was a litter of kittens but i dont think that counts bc im a boy

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Anonymous asked: What's so bad about periods

mistyslay:

  • Blood comes out of your vagina for anywhere from 3-7 days
  • That blood you lose can be around 4 tablespoons to a cup
  • a cup of blood, vaginal mucus, and endometrial tissue
  • You get cramps that will make you cry. You can vomit and/or pass out from them
  • You will get horrible mood swings
  • You get headaches
  • Backaches
  • Your breasts hurt so bad sometimes you can’t even touch them
  • You get acne everywhere
  • Your actual vagina could be sore
  • Your feel constantly tired
  • You have a constant fear of soaking through your pad/tampon
  • You can’t lay a certain way in bed
  • You take pill after pill and it still doesn’t help
  • You bloat and gain weight
  • You might have anemia (iron deficiency) which can not clot your blood causing so much blood loss it’ll be deadly
  • You never feel full
  • Everything irritates you
  • You will cry a lot
  • Once you get up in the morning, your center of gravity has shifted and all the blood settling in you during the night will now rush out of you causing you to clench your legs tightly to avoid leaking
  • You get made fun of for having a period ?////?/?/
  • You’re forced to go to school/work
  • You get told that you’re overreacting

but ya know, fixing your dick discreetly in public is bad too

archewill:

its 5 in the morning and i couldnt rest until i posted this

archewill:

its 5 in the morning and i couldnt rest until i posted this

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Socialism:

You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.

Communism:

You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.

Fascism:

You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.

Nazism:

You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.

Bureaucratism:

You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..

Traditional Capitalism:

You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

An American Corporation:

You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.

A French Corporation:

You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

Japanese Corporation:

You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.

An Italian Corporation:

You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

A Swiss Corporation:

You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

Chinese Corporation:

You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

An Iraqi Corporation:

Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......

Counter Culture:

'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'

Surrealism:

You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

Apathyologism:

You have 2 cows. You do not care.

Fatalist:

You have 2 doomed cows...

Atheism:

You have 2 cows. There is no God.

A West-Country Corporation:

You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.

A Brazilian Corporation:

You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.

Russia:

You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda.

PETA:

You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.

Moffat:

You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building.

Hussie:

You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.

Romney:

You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.

Once-ler:

You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.

Old Spice:

You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.

An Irish Corporation:

You have a million cows because they're everywhere

Tumblr:

You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.

Also Tumblr:

I give you a hamburger.

Night Vale:

You do NOT have two cows. Cows do not exist. What's a cow? Show me a cow! That's not a cow! Who let you in here?

Achievement Hunter:

You have one cow in a hole. His name is Edgar. Always Edgar.

Cows:

The shit you go through.

This post:

Started off as a post that explained different goverments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked

throughkaleidscopeeyes:

f-l-e-u-r-d-e-l-y-s:

Truth is Beauty by Marco Cochrane

One of the most eye-catching artworks at this year’s Burning Man festival was a 55-feet tall sculpture of a woman in a beautifully elegant pose. Truth is Beauty is the second of three sculptures in a series called The Bliss Project by artist Marco Cochrane. Constructed of welded steel rods and balls and covered in stainless steel mesh skin, the massive sculpture had interactive lighting effects that made it constantly change.

I loveeeeeee THISSS OMG

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sassprincess:

disneyfansonly:

Love Disney? This blog is everything Disney!

this isnt even disney its Fox Animation Studios and 20th Century Fox

sassprincess:

disneyfansonly:

Love Disney? This blog is everything Disney!

this isnt even disney its Fox Animation Studios and 20th Century Fox